You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!  Behold,
elevator butt.
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning
Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that
Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink